M Night Shyamalan To Direct MySpace Movie
Screenwriter and director M Night Shamalyan has told Hollywood reporters he is to direct a feature film based on MySpace.
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Bowser Makes Apperance On Oprah
Bowser, head of the Koopa race, has made a sensational appearance on the Oprah Winfrey Show in a bid to repair his damaged reputation.
President Obama Fired After Rolling Stone Interview
Barack Obama was forced to resign as US President after making disparaging remarks about Fox News’s journalistic integrity in a Rolling Stone article.
George Lucas Discovers New Way To Exploit Stars Wars
George Lucas has announced he has discovered a new way to exploit the Star Wars franchise for ‘big bucks’ by releasing it in 3D.
President Obama Condemns Harry Potter Book Burning
US President Barack Obama called plans for a group of Percy Jackson fans to burn books of rival fiction series Harry Potter ‘dangerous and inflammatory’.
Bert Denies Allegations of Relationship With Ernie
In an emotional press conference, Bert has issued a statement condemning rumours of an improper relationship with male co-star Ernie as ‘utterly false’, insisting he, Ernie and Rubber Duckie were just friends.
Taliban Soldiers Call For Medal of Honor Ban
Leading members of the Taliban have launched a scathing attack on the upcoming Medal of Honor game which will allow players to shoot Afghan terrorists over a number of realistic levels.
Lohan Begins 90 Days of Acting Rehabilitation
Actress Linsey Lohan has been ordered to complete 90 days of rehab at the American Academy of Dramatic Arts to overcome her addiction to making terrible Hollywood filler movies.
Lil Wayne To Release New Mixtape ‘I Don’t Wanna Talk About It’
Lil Wayne has not allowed an eight month prison sentence to interrupt a successful career and is set to release his new mixtape titled “I Don’t Wanna Talk About It”.
Activision Announce Vuvuzela Hero
Activision have given the video gaming press an early look at their latest music game Vuvuzela Hero, set for launch this holiday season.