Cookie Monster in Suspected Cookie Overdose
The Cookie Monster is said to have suffered ‘adverse reactions to chocolate chip’ after a reported ‘wild’ cookie party at his home on Sesame Street
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David Cameron’s Big Society Speech Nominated for Oscar
In a last minute Oscars shock, UK Prime Minister David Cameron has been added to the nominations for best male performance for his role in the defence of ‘The Big Society’
Barack Obama Speech Fails To Address Nolan Snub
Barack Obama’s State of the Union address has been slammed for failing to address the biggest issue facing the country – Christopher Nolan’s snub for Best Director Oscar nomination.
Steven Seagal Offended To Not Be Slated By Ricky Gervais
Actor Steven Seagal has reportedly been left furious at being overlooked for ridicule in Golden Globe host Ricky Gervais’ opening monologue.
Dance Studios To Repeal Don’t Ask Don’t Tell
NEW YORK – The National Dance Association has approved landmark legislation allowing openly straight people to serve in dance classes and recitals. Instructors voted heavily in favour of overturning the […]
World of Warcraft Beats First Week Crack Cocaine Sales
Blizzard Entertainment have confirmed that their new World of Warcraft expansion has broken a long standing sales record to become the fastest selling addictive substance since the crack epidemic of 1984.
WikiLeaks: Saudis Biggest Funder of Lindsay Lohan Movies
Saudi Arabia is the single biggest contributor to the funding of ‘truly awful’ Lindsay Lohan movies and is unwilling to cut off the money supply, according to a leaked note from Hillary Clinton
Dr Dre ‘Will Not’ Release Album From Studio Arrest
After a weekend that has seen Burma’s Ann San Suu Kyi and a British couple released from imprisonment, Dr Dre has announced he has no plans to release his album from studio arrest.
Music Executives Advocate Death To Boost Record Sales
Record executives have called on a number of their most famous artists to consider dying as a way to boost flagging CD album sales.
JLS Star Denies M&M ‘Greed’ Allegations After U-Turn
JLS superstar Aston Merrygold has defended himself against allegations he is ‘only in it for the M&Ms’ after a shocking u-turn just days after indicating he would quit the group.