Kanye West Scares Millions Into Reading Books
Millions of people say they have been scared into reading books to avoid being caught looking as ignorant and uninformed as Kanye West.
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Mario Held On Charges Of Road Racing, DUI And Resisting Arrest
Mario has appeared before a local court accused of driving under the influence and racing through a Mushroom Kingdom neighbourhood in a rented kart.
Kanye West Interrupts Pope Francis Person Of The Year Speech
Kanye West has sparked more controversy after interrupting the Pope Francis’ acceptance speech for the Person of the Year award.
Michael Bay Ready To Ruin Another Of Your Childhood Memories
Producer Michael Bay has expressed delight over his deal with Paramount to ruin yet another of your childhood memories on the big screen.
Miley Cyrus To Kill Goat, Drink Its Blood At Next MTV Performance
Rumours surrounding pop star Miley Cyrus suggests she plans to kill a goat and drink its blood in her performance at next year’s MTV Video Music Awards.
North Korea Respond To Xbox One Used Game Policy With Missile Test
North Korea have launched an unscheduled round of missile tests in response to the used game policy on the upcoming Xbox One console.
Hansel and Gretel Found To Contain Traces of War Horse
Paramount Pictures have been forced to recall their new movie from cinemas after initial screenings confirmed it contained traces of War Horse.
Reality TV “Setting Unrealistic Standards For Nation’s Skanks”
A new report has strongly hinted that a new breed of reality television shows are setting unrealistic levels of skankiness for the nation’s skanks.
Lance Armstrong Tests Positive for Remorse-Enhancing Drugs
Lance Armstrong is facing calls to pull out of his campaign to restore his public image after testing positive for remorse enhancing substances.
Yogi Bear “Comes Clean” About Defecating in Woods in Oprah Interview
Oprah Winfrey has announced the conclusion of her “frank and honest” interview with Yogi Bear over allegations he defecated in a local wooded area.