Police Search For Meek Mill Diss Track Enters Fifth Day
Local police have confirmed the search for a Meek Mill diss track is still ongoing, despite being missing for almost a week.
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Tigger Charged For Punching Eeyore Over Use Of Word “Tigger”
An altercation has broken out at the home of Winnie the Pooh after a close friend needed to be restrained following inappropriate use of the word “Tigger”.
Chicken Wing Theft Sets Race Back “Decades” Says Sharpton
Two men have been accused of reinforcing African-American stereotypes after stealing thousands of dollars worth of chicken wings.
Toys R Us: Energizer Bunny Ran “Most Sophisticated” Doping Operation
A shocking Toys R US report has detailed the Energizer Bunny’s leading role in “the most sophisticated, professionalised and successful doping programme this store has ever seen”.
US Charge Colonel Mustard In Plot To Kill Mr Boddy
Eric Holder today revealed that US authorities have broken up a plot by Colonel Mustard to assassinate Mr John Boddy in the Billiard Room using a Candlestick.
FBI ‘All Over’ Scarlett Johansson Nude Photo Case
The FBI has moved to reassure Scarlett Johansson by promising “every single agent” was investigating the unauthorised leak of the star’s nude photos.
LA County Police Foil ‘Insidious’ Brendan Fraser Movie Plot
Local authorities believe they have disrupted a “dangerous and twisted” plot lead by Brendan Fraser to make a new movie targeting unsuspecting cinema-goers.
Mafia Boss Shuts Down Local Operation After Reports of Corruption
Mafia boss John Gambino has today ordered the closure of the Gambino family after reports highlighted the inappropriate conduct of key members of the organisation.
Drug Cartel Threatens To Quit Arizona Over ‘Anti-Mexican’ Law
A Mexican drug cartel threatened to pull it’s business out of Arizona should the state continue to push its ‘hostile’ immigration policy.
Smokey Bear #1 Suspect in Forest Fire Arson
The huge wildfire that devastated a large area north of LA was started deliberately, say authorities in California. The terrible forest fire claimed the lives of two firefighters causing local […]