Black Man Dead After Exposing KFC Recipe
CLEVELAND – A local black man was found dead in his home days after announcing to friends and relatives that he had discovered the secret blend of 11 herbs and […]
Articles by Chief Correspondent
Nucular Iran And The West
The recent post election turmoil in Iran has proved to be a defining moment for it’s attempts at democracy. The chant of “Where’s my vote?” has quickly replaced the national […]
Terrorists Take Credit For Swine Flu
World Health Organization head Margaret Chan recently labelled swine flu ‘unstoppable’ as global deaths linked to the pandemic past 700 making it poised to become the biggest global pandemic since […]
Obama Speaks On African Disappearance
Barack Obama returned from Ghana this week after going AWOL from the recent G8 summit in Italy. Fans and political figures alike were stunned when Obama abruptly walked out of […]
California Turns to Prostitution to Service Debt
In a tragic turn of events this week, the state of California is to switch it’s major export from Hollywood movies to prostitution in a last ditch attempt to tackle […]
Jackson Leaves Estate, Children to Chimp
Michael Jackson’s will has been filled in a Los Angeles court this past week and in an unexpected turn his estate is to be left to former pet, Bubbles the […]
Madoff To Operate New Prison-Friendly Fund
Bernard Madoff was sentenced to 150 years in prison this week for the running the biggest Ponzi scheme outside government control. The key failing of this fund was that Madoff […]
Twitter Destroys Iran's Pseudo Democracy
Democracy in Iran has been simple fare up until now; What’s good for the Ayatollah is good for you too. But a new social networking site is threatening to crumble […]
Barack Obama Exposed As Secret Ninja
President Barack Hussein Obama reignited questions regarding his background during an interview with CNBC’s John Harwood when he executed a fly with deadly accuracy. Observers commented that such a display […]
Video Game Event Turn Children To Terrorism
Video games have long been used to corrupt our nations moral fibre but at this year’s E3 event in LA, games companies set their site higher and began actively recruiting […]