God Assembles PR Team To Improve Image
In a move to address waning public perception since the recent earthquake in Haiti, God aka ‘The Big Man Upstairs’ has taken a bold step to assemble a new public relations team.
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KFC Commercial Sparks Cross Country Pursuit
KFC have come under heavy criticism after losing control during filming for a commercial at an Australian cricket ground. The commercial showed a white fan attempting to pacify a group of raucous West Indians by handing out chicken from a variety bucket.
Santa Claus Files For Chapter 11 Bankruptcy
2010 has seen no let up in economic hardship as Santa Incorporated, a not for profit operation aimed at young children today filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy.
Mutallab Uses Terror Attack to Cover Foul Up
Umar Farouk Abdul Mutallab has continued to stress his terror connections after it was suspected he fabricated the terror attack aboard a US airline on Christmas Day to cover an ‘underwear malfunction’.
Retirement Home Residents In Coup Attempt
UPPER MANHATTAN, NY – Chaos has broken out at Maple Fields Retirement Home over months of alleged ill treatment at the hands of the establishment which has lead to the […]
Danish Capital Sees Launch of New Reality Show
COPENHAGEN, DENMARK – World leaders have descended on the Danish capital to take part in a monumental moment for global reality audiences. Politicians from 192 countries have sent delegates to […]
British Couple Continue to Hold Somali Pirates
A British couple are still awaiting a ransom of $7m (£4.3m) for the safe return of Somali pirates they captured last week off the Horn of Africa. Paul and Rachel […]
Bin Laden Manhunt Continues On Moon
Earth’s nearest neighbour is now scene of America’s fight against terrorism and search for Osama Bin Laden as the Obama administration invaded the moon last week. It is believed that […]
Iran Deny Circus at Super Villain Hideout
Iran has denied fresh allegations over the use of its secret super villain hideout after it was said to be holding secret circus trials at the facility outside of Qom. […]
Semenya Ordered To Return Lesbian Pass
More controversy today as the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender group have revoked Caster Semanya’s membership after leaked sex test results reveal she…he demonstrates the “inter gender characteristics” of a […]