Mel Gibson Racial Slur Leak Cap Continues to Hold
PR experts have finally managed to stop the flow of obscenities, spite and racial outbursts flowing from the leak in Mel Gibson’s mouth using an innovative new cap system.
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Mexico Attempt to Re-Enter World Cup After Deportation
Mexico are still said to be’ livid’ over FIFA’s decision to deported them from the World Cup due to shocking revalations all 23 members were playing withought proper documentation.
Slow Voters Confuse Election With TV Talent Show
Thousands of registered voters were left without a say in the General Election after sending their vote for Prime Minister to X Factor.
Vatican Dismiss Macaulay Culkin ‘Rumors’
Cardinal Angelo Sodano has urged the Catholic faithful not to be swayed by “petty gossip” surrounding allegations the Pope covered up the abuse of Macaulay Culkin.
Vampire Lobby Rallies Against Healthcare
WASHINGTIN, DC – Barack Obama passed a landmark healthcare bill that could define his presidency, even more than the colour of his skin. Despite the bill have been deemed more […]
Animal Lover Files Class Action Suit Against Google
A local man has filed a class action law suit against search giant Google after its new social networking service Buzz exposed his up until now unknown participation in bestiality circles.
US Calls On China To Repeal ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’
The US government has opened discussions with China over it’s ‘don’t ask don’t tell’ policy. The strict unofficial policy has been in place for a number of years and seeks to protect openly lead painted toys from being discriminated against in the international toy market
US Mistakenly Invades Afghanistan For Second Time
US forces are said to be dumbfounded after they invaded Afghanistan, forgetting that they had already occupied the country for almost a decade.
Social Network ‘PhoneBook’ Under Fire Over Privacy
Social networking network PhoneBook has come under increasing pressure from privacy advocates to update it’s ‘seriously flawed’ privacy controls.
Judge Judy to Preside Over Bush v Obama
Former President George Bush is currently embattled with President Barack Obama over patent infringment in a case to be handled by Judge Judith Sheindlin.