Illuminati To Take Break, Will Let World Run Itself For A While
Illuminati leadership have announced they will take a month-long break from covertly controlling world events to let things play out on their own for a bit.
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Physical Manifestation of Rush Limbaugh’s Blind Rage Early 2016 Frontrunner
After Barack Obama’s re-election, a physical manifestation of Rush Limbaugh’s blind rage is being tipped to become GOP candidate for president in 2016.
“Consensual Man Woman Relations Is Where We Draw The Line,” Say Catholic Church
The Pope has accepted the resignation of a shamed bishop found guilty of having a sexual relationship with a “grown woman” who was “very close to his own age”.
CERN Physicists To Put Up Lost Flyers For Higgs Boson
Scientists at CERN have begun an ambitious new approach in the search for the Higgs Boson by putting up lost flyers in the surrounding neighbourhood.
Santa’s Workshop Conditions ‘Exposed’ In Undercover Report
Santa Claus has publicly defended conditions inside his workshop following a five month undercover investigation into poor working conditions.
Jury Sentences Carlos The Jackal To Life In NHS Nursing Home
A local court has convicted the international terrorist known as Carlos the Jackal and sentenced him to life in an NHS operated nursing home.
Batman: “The Batphone Was Hacked By News of the World”
Crime fighting vigilante Batman has given evidence to the Leveson inquiry after discovering the Batphone had been hacked by News of the World journalists.
Man Who Played Obama in 2008 Election To Run in 2012
The man who played Barack Obama in the 2008 presidential election has announced that he will run for president in 2012
PM Cameron Promises ‘Oil Rescue Effort Well Underway’
The UK government has drawn up plans with America to rescue millions of barrels of oil currently stranded in Libya.
Super Bowl Showed Way Too Much Football, Say Advertising Fans
An independent survey has shown that 71% of Sunday’s television audience believe the Superbowl was completely ruined by the ‘bits in between the great commercials’