Vatician Confirm Pope Partnership With Trojan Condoms
Trojan – manufacture of Magnum brand condoms – have unveiled Pope Benedict XVI as the face of a new line of extra sength condoms.
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Ireland Receive Bailout “Just In Time To See Harry Potter”
The Irish PM, Brian Cowen, has hailed the €90 billion bailout loan which has come in time to allow the nation’s citizen to afford to see the penultimate instalment of Harry Potter.
HP To Slaughter 9,000 Staff In Downsizing Exercise
Hewlett-Packard has announced plans to shed 9,000 jobs over three years by initiating a company-wide cull of employees.
Visa Announces Races Card
Visa have today unveiled the new Race Card, a credit card with a 0% balance transfer and ability to maximise situations were personal responsibility can be circumvented with the mention of race.
Wu Tang Clan Make Job Cuts As Unemployment Rises
After years of explosive growth, the Wu Tang Clan have been forced into an unexpected round of job cuts, pushing their unemployment rate past 20%.
Lemonade Stand Surpasses Local Newspaper Revenues
In distressing news for the print news industry, a lemonade stand today exceeded revenues of the local town’s newspaper for the first six months of 2010.
Guantanamo Bay To Become Franchise
Guantanamo Bay, the detention center famous for offering indefinite periods of hospitality and prisoner care has expanded operations and will begin franchising under the ‘Gitmo’ brand.
Toyota Cuts Ties With Acme Corp
Toyota Motor Corp NYSE:TYO have ‘indefinitely’ suspended its partership with Acme Corp [Nasdaq: ACME] after paying a record fine of $16.4 million for having ties with Acme Corp.
'Gods Work' Complete as Goldman Sees Record Profit
The US economy has come through a turbulent period to make a full recovery thanks to the banking industry. The major instituions have taken the time from paying out record […]
Crisis of Economy
Despite the best efforts of leaders across the globe, the western world remains in the tight grip of a recession. This grip is unlike the secure grip of a mother […]