January 2013 - Mostly Legitimate News Network

A new report has strongly hinted that a new breed of reality television shows are setting unrealistic levels of skankiness for the nation’s skanks.

Lance Armstrong is facing calls to pull out of his campaign to restore his public image after testing positive for remorse enhancing substances.

January 17, 2013 Business Correspondent 0

The following is a recovered 1995 memo from HMV to its employees in response to the emergence of “The Internet”.

Oprah Winfrey has announced the conclusion of her “frank and honest” interview with Yogi Bear over allegations he defecated in a local wooded area.

January 14, 2013 UK Correspondent 0

Kate Middleton has received a late Oscar nomination for her performance as someone actually impressed with Kate Middleton’s self-portrait.

January 8, 2013 UK Correspondent 0

Julian Assange is spending his second night recovering in a local hospital after complications resulting from an acute lack of public attention.

January 7, 2013 UK Correspondent 0

Santa Claus has been arrested and brought in for questioning as part of the police investigation related to the Jimmy Saville abuse claims.