Hot Air From Global Warming Talks Now Leading Cause of Global Warming
The world’s climate change experts have warned the hot air produced from ongoing global warming talks has now become the leading cause of global warming.
Month: November 2012
Republicans Slam Obama For “Soft Poultry Policy” After Turkey Pardon
Leading Republican figures have slammed Barack Obama’s handling of the annual Thanksgiving turkey pardon and called for a tougher stance on wild game.
Rafael Benitez Signs Rolling Minute to Minute Contract At Chelsea
Chelsea have appointed Rafael Benitez as their new manager on a rolling minute to minute contract.
Toys R Us: Energizer Bunny Ran “Most Sophisticated” Doping Operation
A shocking Toys R US report has detailed the Energizer Bunny’s leading role in “the most sophisticated, professionalised and successful doping programme this store has ever seen”.
Mrs Petraeus Announces Phased Withdrawal From Marriage By 2013
The wife of former military officer David Petraeus has announced she has begun a phased withdrawal from their marriage to be completed by the end of 2013.
Physical Manifestation of Rush Limbaugh’s Blind Rage Early 2016 Frontrunner
After Barack Obama’s re-election, a physical manifestation of Rush Limbaugh’s blind rage is being tipped to become GOP candidate for president in 2016.
Republicans Claim Voter Intimidation After Black Man Added to Election Ballot
The validity of the 2012 presidential election has been questioned by Republicans, accusing Democrats of voter intimidation by adding a black man to the ballot.
Mitt Romney Told Number of Poor in US, Quits Presidential Race
Mitt Romney has dropped out of the race after learning how many poor people actually live in America.
Ohio Residents Brace For Approaching Storm of Campaign Ads
Residents of Ohio are being told to prepare for a “superstorm” of political campaign advertisement ahead of the 2012 presidential election this week.
Joy As Millions of New Yorkers Now Able To Charge Their iPhones
After the most devastating natural disaster to hit the state, returning power to Lower Manhattan has allowed thousands of residents to finally charge their iPhone.