NEW JERSEY – Following the start of Mars Curiosity Rover’s search for evidence of life, NASA have announced the subsequent launch of a second Rover to the set of Jersey Shore.
The decision to explore the barren wasteland comes as the organisation looks to confirm whether the reality show is able to support anything that can be classed as intelligent life.
NASA’s mission is the largest and most ambitious to be sent by the United States since the last probe was sent to search for signs of black people on the set of Dallas in 1978.
Curiosity landing
NASA confirmed the successful landing of the automated motor vehicle 0600 hours PST, while experts confessed the search Jersey Shore was not guaranteed to produce positive results especially after reviewing footage to date.
“This mission is about collecting the necessary data to determine whether Jersey Shore is capable of sustaining intelligent life,” said Steve Carlson, lead rover driver for the Jersey Show Curiosity.
“From the video evidence so far this has been inconclusive at best.”
Mr Carlson also detailed to kind of harsh environment the Rover would have to deal with including table shaped projectiles, extreme levels of spray on tan and Snooki in the lower atmosphere of the set.
NASA revealed the extent of the anxiety inside their lab in Pasadena California, describing “seven minutes of terror” as the Rover made its way through the New Jersey atmosphere to touch down and begin its search for any signs of intelligent life.
Although chances of a breakthrough remain “up in the air”, scientists remain optimistic that “if Jersey Shore did at one time support human life it can do again. We have to keep looking.”
Data gathering
So far NASA have played down expectations of a significant discovery. Dr. Nathan Bushell warned “anyone who has reviewed existing five seasons of footage knows this mission is a long shot”.
“There’s a super team of smart people on this, but the risk is that there just isn’t anything to find.”
“We have to be prepared for that scenario,” he said.
However, if positive results do emerge, it would provide incentive for missions to other locations like My Super Sweet 16, Real Housewives and Todd Akin’s congressional office in the continued search for something close to intelligent life.
“Is there anything sentient happening in any of these places? If we don’t ponder such things we’re not asking ourselves the right questions.”
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