UNITED KINGDOM – The following is a letter sent by John Terry in the wake of being found not guilty of a racially aggravated public order offence.
Dear coloured people,
As I write this, I am making my way to Anton Ferdinand’s house to celebrate my recent victory in court before he gets home.
My name is John Terry. It’s highly probable you know me as the chances are I have personally screwed you over or caused massive distress in your life. I also play football from time to time.
But before I head off, I would like to clear up things people have said about me in efforts to slam my character.
These vile rumors, while true, do not tell the whole story of the court verdict. I have been found not guilty of racism for one simple fact.
I am equally despicable to all races.
Think about it. How can I be considered prejudicial again one particular group when I treat all races with the same level of casual disrespect regardless of their skin colour? Really, I just don’t give a sh*t who you are.
Have we forgotten that I had an affair with my own teammate’s partner and then paid for her to get rid of my illegitimate child? And they were both white which surely proves beyond any reasonable doubt that it really doesn’t matter what colour your skin is, I will treat you like dirt and move on with my life.
The real criminals out there are those who focus their hate speech on a single race – why limit yourself I say.
Think about it.
I was always confident that I would be proven innocent. You see, there’s just no way I could be racist because I spread my foul behaviour fairly across every race just the way Martin Luther King Jr intended.
So I ask you, who is the real bad guy here? Me?
Think about it.
Truly yours,
John George Terry
Captain of Chelsea Football Club,
Anton’s house.
P.S. God bless resonable doubt.
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