Conservatives Charged With Keeping Liberal Democrats in Servitude
Two members of the Conservative party have been charged with forcing destitute Liberal Democrats in servitude a court has heard.
Month: July 2012
Response Letter From John Terry: “How Can I Be A Racist?”
The following is a letter sent by John Terry in the wake of being found not guilty of a racially aggravated public order offence.
O2 Users Forced To Speak To Each Other After Mobile Phone Outage
Millions of O2 phone owners have been forced to hold conversations in person after a mobile phone blackout this week.
Peter Higgs Finds Right Subatomic Particle After Placing Ad In Match.com
Scientists at CERN have paid tribute to match.com for enabling Peter Higgs to finally find the subatomic particle “he’s been looking for all his life.”
Hostage Negotiator Confirms Katie Holmes Divorce From Tom Cruise
In a surprising turn of events, an expert negotiator has announced the divorce of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise this weekend.