England Fans Question Hodgson’s Ability To Fail In Big Tournaments
Football fans have begun questioning the abilty of Roy Hodgson to produce a team capable of underperforming at the highest level of international football.
Month: April 2012
Murdoch: “I Was Too Busy Influencing Politics To Notice Phone Hacking”
Rupert Murdoch has admitted there was a cover up of phone hacking, but claimed he was too busy influencing the political landscape in the UK to possibly notice it.
Banker Microchips “To Be Compulsory” Under New Safety Laws
Thousands of investment bankers are being made to pay for their employees to be fitted with microchips under new economic safety plans.
Colombian Sex Workers Downgrade US Credit Rating
Colombian sex workers have downgraded the credit rating of the United States after the inability of Secret Service agents to cover a $47 charge.
Ashley Young Called Up To British Olympic Diving Team
Manchester United winger Ashley Young has received a surprise call up to join Team GB after a number of impressive dives in recent weeks.
United States: Iran “Leading The Race” To Host World War III
U.S. officials have confirmed Iran are now leading the race to host World War III after a failed rocket launch led to an embarrassing setback from close rivals North Korea.
Jason Calls On Syrian Government To “Show Some Restraint”
Professional killer Jason Voorhees has blasted the Syrian regime for taking their killing spree “way too far.”
Rick Santorum Ends Campaign To Spend More Time Fighting Social Progression
Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum has announced he is ending his bid for the White House to concentrate on fighting years of social progression.
Pope Benedict Urges Church to End ‘Difficult’ Easter Egg Hunt
In his Easter Sunday message the Pope has urged the Catholic Church to call an end to the traditional Easter egg hunt and tell him where the rest of the eggs are hidden.
James Cameron Releases Family Home Movies in 3D
James Cameron has announced the release of his old home movies in 3D to coincide with the 20th anniversary of their first release in his home theatre.