SEAL Team 6 Successfully Pick Up Obama Daughters From School
SEAL Team 6 have rescued the president’s daughters from school in the kind of daring raid the Obama administration said “ensures the girls are home in time for dinner”.
Month: January 2012
Olympic 2012 Mascot Row: 26p An Admin Error, “Should Have Been 62p”
Makers of Olympic mascot cuddly toys have apologised for an error that caused Chinese labour wages to show as 26p per hour instead of the “industry standard” of 62p.
ITV Apologises As Torres Champions League Footage From FIFA 12
Ofcom has ruled that ITV misled viewers by airing footage of Fernando Torres as a fully contributing member of Chelsea FC, which was actually material taken from FIFA 12.
Barack Obama Officially Endorses Newt Gingrich
Current president Barack Obama has strongly endorsed Newt Gingrich as his pick to face Barack Obama in the November election season.
Wikipedia Outage Leads Students To Cut And Paste From Library Books
The day long Wikipedia blackout has resulted in millions worth of damage as students cut and paste from library books to compete reports.
US Iran Relations At “All Time Low” After Facebook Poke
The relationship between America and Iran has hit a new low after Iran is alleged to have poked them on Facebook, Secretary of State Hilary Clinton admitted today.
All R Kelly Music Banned From Military Following Urinating Incident
Barack Obama has confirmed all of R Kelly’s music is to be banned from the military in the wake of an online video showing Marines urinating on dead Afghans.
Nigerian President Sends Email Request For Financial Aid
The following is a leaked message from the office of Nigerian President Goodluck Jonathan sent to western leaders following his declaration of a state of emergency.
CERN Physicists To Put Up Lost Flyers For Higgs Boson
Scientists at CERN have begun an ambitious new approach in the search for the Higgs Boson by putting up lost flyers in the surrounding neighbourhood.
Framed Ronald Reagan Photo Becomes New Republican Frontrunner
In a late twist in the race for GOP nominee, a framed image of Ronald Reagan has jumped to the top of the polls, hours before the crucial Iowa caucus.