TEXAS – In an unexpected political twist, A T-800 model terminating unit is demanding to know the location of presidential candidate Rick Perry.
Appealing to local journalists, the assassination unit explained it had been sent back from a near future post-apocalyptic world where survivors brave a world in which Rick Perry becomes president.
It’s thought that after learning the value of human life, the 6.5ft Terminator has deemed it necessary to locate Perry in effort to preserve it in future.
‘Must be stopped’
The Terminator revealed he had already once tracked Perry, but was not expecting the former Texas Governor to be carrying enough weaponry to defend himself while out jogging.
After describing a dire future were the only manufacturing jobs were those that make micro processor-controlled, fully armored combat machinery to send back in time to find Rick Perry before he is elected president of the United States.
It argued that it was even more imperative that Perry be found in light of his recent debate performances, adding: “Rick Perry. Give him to me. Now!”
The Perry camp have so far refused to give up the location of the presidential hopeful, although a spokesman did suggest the upside to the presence of a killer cyborg from the future was that Barack Obama had become a one-term president.
With an ‘impressive’ record of indiscriminate executions, many Republicans have even privately wondered whether the Terminator could be convinced to run in the 2012 race.
Race against time
Political commentators Kelly Peterson is one of many pundits who feel those in the Perry camp should be worried about the latest developments.
Mrs Peterson said having a cold-blooded killing machine on his trail would make the next few months very difficult, but she still gave his campaign a better chance of survival than Newt Gingrich’s efforts.
“He’s now going to have to run this race with the prospect of a potentially horrible death looming around every corner.”
“Rick Perry is about to get a good understanding of what a Rick Perry administration will look like.”
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