Gang Leaders Accused of Racial Profiling Potential Applicants
A damning new study has revealed Caucasians applicants to be “woefully under-represented” within gangs across poor cities, with nearly three quarters of top gang roles held by black men.
Month: October 2011
Ohio Officials Thank Libyan Rebels For Putting Down Libyan Mad Dog
An Ohio sheriff said has issued his “sincerest thanks” to Libya’s National Transitional Council for putting down the last of the wild animals to escape from a private zoo.
Occupy Sesame Street: “We’re In It For The Long Haul”
The cast of children’s television show Sesame Street continue to make their presence felt as protests against parent network PBS stretch into another week.
Basildon Council Gently Reminds Travellers “Your Homes Have Wheels On Them”
Scenes of violence have been avoided after Basildon council reminded Dale Farm occupants facing eviction that their homes have wheels on them.
Herman Cain Military Plan “Taken From Command & Conquer”
Republican nominee for president Herman Cain has come under more scrutiny after critics likened his plans for US defense to the original Command & Conquer video game.
US Charge Colonel Mustard In Plot To Kill Mr Boddy
Eric Holder today revealed that US authorities have broken up a plot by Colonel Mustard to assassinate Mr John Boddy in the Billiard Room using a Candlestick.
RIM Executives Somehow Under Impression People Still Using BlackBerrys
Research in Motion has issued an apology following extended service blackouts, a worrying sign that the company still think people are using BlackBerrys.
Mayan Prophesy Questioned After Palin Withdraws From 2012 Race
The accuracy of the ancient Mayan doomsday prophesy is being called into question after Sarah Palin announced she would not be running for president in 2012.
Japan PM Quits After Losing 12 Consecutive Street Fighter Matches
Japan has been left reeling following news Prime Minster Yoshihiko Noda has quit after an embarrassing run of consecutive defeats in Street Fighter 4.
“How Will People Know I’ve Got The New One?” Say Insecure iPhone Users
Apple have been slammed for releasing a phone that looks identical to the last one, leaving insecure users with no visible way to demonstrate their social superiority to strangers.