Colonel Gaddafi Mistaken For Tea Party Candidate
A new poll suggests Tea Party voters have confused Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi for a valid Republican presidential nominee.
Month: September 2011
Sherlock Holmes ‘Struggling’ To Find Out Why Nick Clegg Still Around
Sherlock Holmes has admitted he has yet to solve the mystery of why Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg is still in government.
Starbucks To Build New Shops Inside Other Coffee Shops
Starbucks have revealed their solution to a lack of expansion space by announcing they will begin opening new franchise locations inside rival coffee shops.
Barack Obama Declares Spider-Man Musical ‘A National Disaster’
United States President Barack Obama has officially declared Spider-Man: Turn off the Dark a “major” national disaster.
Satan Upset To Not Be Given Credit In Cheney Memoirs
Satan is said to be ‘super pissed’ after learning former Vice President Dick Cheney failed to credit him in his newly released memoirs.