FBI ‘All Over’ Scarlett Johansson Nude Photo Case
The FBI has moved to reassure Scarlett Johansson by promising “every single agent” was investigating the unauthorised leak of the star’s nude photos.
Month: September 2011
Gaddafi Audio Message: “I’m Still Mayor On Foursquare”
Libya’s former leader Mouammar Gaddafi has released a defiant audio message warning rebel forces that he is still Mayor of Tripoli on Foursquare.
Greece Banned From Using Amazon 1-Click Ordering
In a move to tackle uncontrolled levels of national spending, The EU has decided to ban Greece from making purchases through Amazon’s 1-Click ordering.
LA County Police Foil ‘Insidious’ Brendan Fraser Movie Plot
Local authorities believe they have disrupted a “dangerous and twisted” plot lead by Brendan Fraser to make a new movie targeting unsuspecting cinema-goers.
EU Fear Greece Spending Bailout Money On Secret Drug Addiction
After calls for more financial aid following two seemingly ineffective rescue packages, the EU now suspect Greece of spending bailout money to fund a hidden drug addiction.
Bozo Gunned Down As Clown Related Violence Reaches High
The world of children’s entertainment has been stunned by the death of two rival clowns described as ‘bitter enemies to the last pie gag’.
Osbourne Fixes Economy After Clegg Threatens To Get Involved
George Osbourne has announced he has solved every problem with the UK economy after hearing Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg had threatened to help.
Acme Pay To Stop Wile E Coyote Using Products
Manufacturing conglomerate Acme Corp has offered to pay avid road runner chaser Wile E Coyote not to use its products.
9/11 Anniversary: French Raise Alert Level To ‘Surrender’
In the run up to the 10th anniversary of the 9/11 terrorist attacks, France has quickly moved to raise their alert level to its highest position: ‘Surrender’.
“Al-Qaeda Planning 9/11 Anniversary Dinner” Says Homeland Security
US security officials have leaned that al-Qaeda are planning an ‘ambitious’ dinner ahead of the anniversary of the September 11th attacks.