Local Man Mugged as New York Returns To Normal After Storm
A local shopkeeper has been assaulted during the course of a robbery in one of many encouraging reports suggesting life is returning to normal following Tropical Storm Irene.
A local shopkeeper has been assaulted during the course of a robbery in one of many encouraging reports suggesting life is returning to normal following Tropical Storm Irene.
Multiple reports out of Tripoli have indicated that former Punk’d star Ashton Kutcher is in ‘late stage’ talks to replace Colonel Gaddafi as leader of Libya.
Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has come out in support of Muammar Gaddafi, insisting that talk of crisis in Libya was ‘premature’.
The Republican Party have announced their exit from the race for president to concentrate on making President Obama’s life miserable for another four years.
London Metropolitan Police have been given a major boost ahead of the 2012 Olympics after al-Qaeda failed to get any ‘decent’ tickets for the most popular events.
The African Union has confirmed it will send peacekeeping troops to ensure “these mindless savages” did not descend again into violence.
The rioting in the streets of London has been brought to an abrupt end after Metropolitan Police decided to deploy a squad of mothers to quell trouble-makers.
After violent scenes in the nation’s capital, scores of refugees continue to flee the North London area of Tottenham in efforts to seek safety and security.
China has launched an astonishing attack on the United States after it received ‘shameful’ grades in it’s latest credit rating report card.
President Barack Obama says he has finally reached an agreement on the debt ceiling which will see Republican congressmen take full possession of his balls.
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