Sesame Street Cast To Explain Government To Washington
The makers of hit show Sesame Street have invited members of congress to a special taping of the show designed to teach them how governments should work.
Month: July 2011
Norway Gunman “Giving Us Racists A Bad Name” Say KKK
The Klu Klux Klan have joined a growing number of hate groups to distance themselves from Anders Behring Breivik after fears he would give honest racists a bad name.
Murdoch Hailed For ‘Lying Through His Teeth’
James Murdoch has been commended by senior executives at News Corp for upholding the company tradition of sticking to a pre-established narrative of events despite the presence of facts.
Barack Obama Launches Kickstarter Project To Service National Debt
United States President Barack Obama has signed up to Kickstarter in an unprecedented attempt to raise enough capital for the country to service it’s debt.
Satan Resigns From News Corporation
As the scandal surrounding News Corporation continues, fresh reports have emerged confirming Satan to be the latest executive to announce his resignation from the company.
Darth Vader Calls For Empire To Reject Murdoch Death Star Bid
Darth Vader, Supreme Commander of the Imperial war machine, has urged the Galactic Empire to block a proposed hostile takeover of the Death Star by Rupert Murdoch.
US Punishes ‘Naughty’ Pakistan, Cuts off Allowance Money
The United States confirmed it has cut off Pakistan’s $800 million allowance ‘right this minute’ warning that it would also be grounded for up to a month.
China To Bring Human Rights Violations Down To “Reasonable Levels”
After calling the current level of human rights violations shameful, China have vowed to bring the number of atrocities “down to acceptable levels.”
Mafia Boss Shuts Down Local Operation After Reports of Corruption
Mafia boss John Gambino has today ordered the closure of the Gambino family after reports highlighted the inappropriate conduct of key members of the organisation.
UK Warn Hosepipe Ban Across Ethiopia ‘Imminent’
The UK government warn that a “country-wide” hosepipe ban could be enforced across parts of East Africa in the face of the region’s worst drought for decades.