MASSACHUSETTS – Worrying reports from the Sarah Palin’s ‘One Nation’ road trip have indicated the tour bus has fallen into a ‘huge’ credibility gap in middle of the road.
No one has been reported injured, but Mrs Palin’s team are now trapped inside the 20 foot deep gap in credibility. Given the depth of the chasm, emergency forces say airlifting the stranded to safety is the only reasonable option.
It’s thought the bus fell into the gap somewhere between Sarah Palin’s brief visit as a political failure and Boston on her way to a possible presidential run.
After the failed attempt to navigate the ditch, significant damage was done to the tries, vehicle frame and the Alaskan’s chances of putting together a legitimate bid to become president.
Mind the gap
Road safety experts were amazed the accident was not avoided as they say the size of this particular gap “must have been too big to not see coming from a mile away.”
“This is such an obviously gap in credibility it baffles me that not one person on that bus saw it,” said a confused Fred Peterson who could only assume there was nobody at the wheel during the time of the incident.
Palin herself attributed the existence of the gap on the country’s poor infrastructure which she blamed on “Barack Hussein Obama and those fat cat Washington politics conducting business as usual while the lamestream media’s bias against momma grizzlies allows Big Government to ignore their basic duties to maintain the roads.”
‘Someone call AAA’
Undeterred, the former half-term governor vowed to not let a “silly ‘ol ditch stop us from doing what we gotta do,” and rumors have suggested she may even announce a long-rumored presidential bid from within the credibility gap should efforts to remove the vehicle prove unsuccessful.
Her determination was applauded by Barack Obama who offered to personally assist aid efforts if it helped get her campaign back on it’s feet as “Sarah’s the best chance I have of being re-elected next year.”
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