Google Unveil New Way To Steal Your Private Information
Online search giant Google have launched a new social network that it believes will “totally change the way we think about invading your privacy.”
Month: June 2011
UK and China Agree To £1.4bn Cheap Crap Deal
The UK and Chinese governments have announced a record £1.4 billion trade deal that will see an increase in the flow of counterfeit goods and cheap crap into Britain.
Republicans Propose Bill To Repeal Candy From Babies
House Republicans are set to press forward with legislation that would see candy repealed from millions of babies across the United States.
Andre Villas-Boas Sacked As Chelsea Manager
Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich has taken decisive action to sack newly appointed manager Andre Villas-Boas, five days into his reign as Chelsea boss.
New al-Qaeda Leader Starts Small, Stages Attack On US Mailbox
New al-Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri has reportedly claimed responsibility for a ‘devastating’ attack on a US mailbox.
God Rejects David Cameron ‘Absent Father’ Label
God, father to Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ, has hit back against David Cameron after falling victim to the ‘bad dad’ label branded by the UK Prime Minister.
Arsenal Introduce ‘Cost Effective’ Three-Quarter Season Ticket
Arsenal football club have launched a new range of three-quarter season tickets a more cost effective way to watch the team’s season implode.
Link Between Phone Use and Talking Louder Than Necessary Confirmed
A recent study from the World Health Organization has revealed a ‘substantial and worrying’ link between mobile phone use and talking much louder than you need to.
New Nokia Device Hailed As ‘Marvel’ In Doorstop Technology
Following an early look by gadget enthusiasts, Nokia’s highly anticipated smartphone has been hailed as the “most innovate doorstop on the market.”
Tim Pawlenty Launches Campaign To Remind People He Still Exists
After much speculation, Tim Pawlenty – candidate for Republican presidential nominee – has finally announced his bid to remind voters that he is still running for President of the United States.