Unidentified Celebrity Muppet Obtains Super-Injunction
An unnamed Muppet belonging to a popular children’s television show has been granted an injunction amid multiple allegations of inappropriate tickling.
Month: May 2011
G8 Achieve Significant Progress In Posing For Photographs
The G8 summit was hailed as a significant success after world leaders managed to secure a number of ‘amazing’ photos over the two days
Sony Website Hacked By Unwitting Four-Year-Old
A Denver kindergartner has cast further doubt over the strength of Sony Corporation’s security policies after unwittingly hacking the company’s website.
KFC Double Down Becomes New al-Qaeda Leader
After weeks of speculation, a number of sources are confirming the appointment of the KFC Double Down as the new leader of al-Qaeda.
Schwarzenegger Admits Jingle All the Way Still Biggest Regret
Despite public disclosure of a secret love child, Arnold Schwarzenegger has admitted his biggest regret in life remains his starring role in Jingle all the Way.
Comedians Put Pressure On Sarah Palin to Run For President
Former vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin has come under increased pressure from comedians to run for president following the shock announcement by Donald Trump to withdraw from the race.
IMF Chief Drops Soap, Receives Ironic Treatment In Jail
Dominique Strauss-Khan is said to be finding the level of irony in his treatment in jail difficult to take after reports of being “bent over and fu-ked” while on remand.
GQ Editor Seeks Gaddafi Arrest Warrant For Fashion Crimes
The chief editor of GQ Magazine has requested an arrest warrant for Libyan leader Moammar Gaddafi, saying there is ample evidence he has committed numerous crimes against fashion.
David Cameron Orders Start of Lib Dem Pullout From Government
UK Prime Minister David Cameron says he is determined to start the withdrawal of Liberal Democrats from the coalition government ‘as soon as possible’.
Michael Bay Charged With Molestation of Transformers Franchise
County detectives have issued an arrest warrant for director Michael Bay over accusations of molestation in relation to the Transformers movie franchise.