TRIPOLI – In an overly dramatic bid to put an end to the political unrest in Libya, the UN have enlisted the services of the A-Team for what is understood to be for a ‘reasonable’ fee.
UN secretary general Ban Ki Moon confirmed the appointment after admitting the Libya situation presented “a severe problem that no one else could help with.”
He later added: “dum d-dum dum, dum dum dum, da da dum d-dum dum, dum da da dum…”
Just hired the A-Team
Lead by Colonel John ‘Hannibal’ Smith, he team of Lieutenant Templeton ‘Face’ Peck, Captain ‘Howling Mad’ Murdock and Sergeant B.A. Baracus have been tasked with bringing order to a country that Colonel Smith believed “doesn’t know the meaning of the word,” before putting his cigar back into his mouth and staring of into the distance.
With the military situation worsening and population centres threatened, the appointment of the A-Team has come just in time for rebel forces.
Colonel Smith was confident that once they touched down, anti-Gaddafi rebels would be able to kick back and “let us handle the blowing stuff up from here.”
The team left for the port city of Tripoli yesterday and would take a several weeks to reach the situation having been forced to travel by sea due to Sergeant Baracus’ refusal to get on “no damn plane, fool!”
Expected to bring Gaddafi to justice, prevent the outbreak of a prolonged civil war and find time to coolly walk away from explosions all within a two hour time slot – allowing for ad breaks.
‘I love it when a military coup comes together’
Speaking prior to the operation, BA promised to shut down Colonel Gaddafi and his ‘jibba jabba’ for good. I can’t understand a word that crazy suka says and it be gittin on my damn nerves!”
The sergeant will also be on hand to distribute humanitarian aid in the form of free Snickers if required.
British Defense minister Liam Fox was forced to admit the logic in the UN’s decision after a recent SAS mission ended in humiliation. he agreed that enlisting the services of the crack commando unit sent to prison for a crime they didn’t commit couldn’t end any worse than the job done by British forces.
“Our first mistake was thinking that a team of the nation’s most highly trained military operatives could do a better job than the A-Team. Clearly we were wrong about that.”
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