PM Cameron Promises ‘Oil Rescue Effort Well Underway’
The UK government has drawn up plans with America to rescue millions of barrels of oil currently stranded in Libya.
Month: February 2011
Hungry Protesters Demand End To Burger King’s Reign
The 40-year rule of the Burger King is believed to be under ‘serious’ threat amid increasing unrest throughout the fast food chain’s restaurants ad drive-thru locations.
UN Security Council Criticises Sun’s Nuclear Program
The UN is ‘considering all available options’ after the Sun unleashed a powerful solar flare last week, casting serious doubt over its nuclear program.
David Cameron’s Big Society Speech Nominated for Oscar
In a last minute Oscars shock, UK Prime Minister David Cameron has been added to the nominations for best male performance for his role in the defence of ‘The Big Society’
School of Hard Knocks Set To Increase Tuition Fees
In a blow to students of life, a leaked report has revealed the School of Hard Knocks has ‘all but agreed’ to charge the maximum level of tuition fees possible.
Barack Obama Sends Hosni Mubarak Angry, All Caps Email
US President Barack Obama has reportedly sent an impassioned, all caps email to Hosni Mubarak requesting his ‘IMMEDIATE’ departure from power.
Ricky Hatton Unifies KFC, Popeyes Family Meals
Ricky Hatton rolled back the years last night when he successfully unified a bucket of KFC with a Popeyes Chicken and Biscuits family meal.
Super Bowl Showed Way Too Much Football, Say Advertising Fans
An independent survey has shown that 71% of Sunday’s television audience believe the Superbowl was completely ruined by the ‘bits in between the great commercials’
America Propose Kermit The Frog For New Egypt Government
The Obama administration is discussing a proposal to turn over power to a transitional government headed by Kermit the Frog, say top administration officials.