Liberal Democrats Begin Search For Nick Clegg’s Spine
Hundreds of Liberal Democrat parliamentary candidates are set to launched a country-wide search for deputy PM Nick Clegg’s spine.
Month: November 2010
North Korea Coca-Cola Bottling Facility ‘Provocative’
The Coca-Cola Corporation has said a report that North Korea has built an unlicensed Coca-Cola bottling facility is further evidence of Pyongyang’s “belligerent behaviour”
Where’s Wally Bin Laden Edition ‘Too Hard’
A new version of the famous Where’s Wally series featuring Osama Bin Laden has been slammed for being ‘way too difficult’
Vatician Confirm Pope Partnership With Trojan Condoms
Trojan – manufacture of Magnum brand condoms – have unveiled Pope Benedict XVI as the face of a new line of extra sength condoms.
US Military Concerned By Shortage of Civilians to Shoot
Internal US military statistics have shown that American and allied forces are running ‘dangerously low’ on civilians to blow up in Afghanistan.
Ireland Receive Bailout “Just In Time To See Harry Potter”
The Irish PM, Brian Cowen, has hailed the €90 billion bailout loan which has come in time to allow the nation’s citizen to afford to see the penultimate instalment of Harry Potter.
Sarah Palin Refudiates Link To 2012 Doomsday
Sarah Palin has given the clearest indication yet that the world will end in 2012 by admitting she is condering running for president in two years time
Dr Dre ‘Will Not’ Release Album From Studio Arrest
After a weekend that has seen Burma’s Ann San Suu Kyi and a British couple released from imprisonment, Dr Dre has announced he has no plans to release his album from studio arrest.
Ann San Suu Kyi Victim of ‘Brilliant’ Reality TV Prank
BURMA – Ann San Suu Kyi has revealed her ‘deep disappointment’ after becoming the first victim of new reality television show Politically Punk’d. The MTV production sees host Ashton Kutcher […]
Wile E Coyote Held On Terror Charges
Wile E Coyote has been held on suspected terror charges after an explosive device was intercepted by security officials on a flight bound for the US.