Music Executives Advocate Death To Boost Record Sales
Record executives have called on a number of their most famous artists to consider dying as a way to boost flagging CD album sales.
Month: October 2010
JLS Star Denies M&M ‘Greed’ Allegations After U-Turn
JLS superstar Aston Merrygold has defended himself against allegations he is ‘only in it for the M&Ms’ after a shocking u-turn just days after indicating he would quit the group.
Trapped Democrats Hopeful of Election Success
Barack Obama and 33 other Democrats have trapped themselves inside a Colorado mine in an astonishing attempt to boost voter sentiment ahead of November’s midterm elections.
George Osborne Wields Spending Axe, Cuts Nap Time
It has emerged that George Osborne will cut nap time in all UK nurseries ‘indefinitely’ as part of the UK spending review.
M Night Shyamalan To Direct MySpace Movie
Screenwriter and director M Night Shamalyan has told Hollywood reporters he is to direct a feature film based on MySpace.
Clinton: ‘Britain Vulnerable To Godzilla Attack’
Hilary Clinton delivered a stark warning against major cuts in the British defence budget, which could leave them open to attack from Godzilla, Cthulhu or similar monsters.
Abercrombie & Fitch Scrap New Non-White Model
US clothing retailer Abercombie & Fitch has scrapped a new advertising billboard featuring a single non-white model, one week after its introduction following an “almighty backlash” online.
HP To Slaughter 9,000 Staff In Downsizing Exercise
Hewlett-Packard has announced plans to shed 9,000 jobs over three years by initiating a company-wide cull of employees.
Superheroes Condemn French Burka Ban
Masked superheroes have rallied together in outrage after France passed a law to ban costumes which incorporate a full-face mask from being worn in public.
Bowser Makes Apperance On Oprah
Bowser, head of the Koopa race, has made a sensational appearance on the Oprah Winfrey Show in a bid to repair his damaged reputation.