President Obama Condemns Harry Potter Book Burning
US President Barack Obama called plans for a group of Percy Jackson fans to burn books of rival fiction series Harry Potter ‘dangerous and inflammatory’.
Month: September 2010
Muslim Radicals To Christian Radicals: That’s Our Thing
Extremist Muslim radicals have branded extremist Christian radicals as ‘copy cats’ after a church revealed plans to burn the Koran on the anniversary of 9/11.
Jerry Mouse Releases ‘Controversial’ Memoirs
In what is being described as a ‘blatant grab for attention’, Jerry Mouse has released his memoirs detailing a dysfunctional relationship with co-star Tom Cat.
French Strike Over Unexpected Change In Weather
Hundreds of thousands of protesters have taken to the streets of France to demonstrate their anger over an unexpected change in the country’s weather
Bert Denies Allegations of Relationship With Ernie
In an emotional press conference, Bert has issued a statement condemning rumours of an improper relationship with male co-star Ernie as ‘utterly false’, insisting he, Ernie and Rubber Duckie were just friends.
Yellow Cake ‘Motherload’ Discovered In Iraq
Barack Obama has order the return of troops to Iraq after 550 metric tons of ‘sumptuous’ yellow cake was discovered in Saddam Hussein’s palace
God Considers Legal Action Against Stephen Hawking
God is said to be considering legal action after reacting angrily to claims by Stephen Hawking He had nothing to do with the Big Bang.