George Lucas Discovers New Way To Exploit Stars Wars
George Lucas has announced he has discovered a new way to exploit the Star Wars franchise for ‘big bucks’ by releasing it in 3D.
Month: September 2010
Wu Tang Clan Make Job Cuts As Unemployment Rises
After years of explosive growth, the Wu Tang Clan have been forced into an unexpected round of job cuts, pushing their unemployment rate past 20%.
Children Protest As Ahmadinejad Claims There Is No Santa
A group of second graders and their parents have staged an angered walk out after Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad made stunning claims that ‘Santa Claus was not real’
Big Bad Wolf Slams Delhi Preparations
The chaos surrounding the Delhi preparations for the Commonwealth Games has deepened after the Big Bad Wolf added to condemnation of India’s readiness to host
BP Call End To Flow of Negative Media Reporting On Gulf
BP officials have formally declared an end to the outpouring of negative press after the Deepwater Horizon rig blew up on 20 April.
Nick Clegg Hails Achievements in Home Decoration
In a dramatic attempt to prove his worth, Nick Clegg has hailed the ‘good things’ he has acheived with the Downing Street decor since forming government.
Al-Qaeda Number Two Leaves To Launch Solo Terrorist Career
Ayman al-Zawahri has announced he is leaving popular terrorist organisation Al-Qaeda after over a decade in the group to launch his own solo terrorist career
Ricky Hatton Admits Addiction To Crunchy Nut Cornflakes
Former world boxing champion Ricky Hatton has consulted a rehabilitation specialist following newspaper allegations he has become ‘heavily’ addicted to Crunchy Nut Cornflakes.
Afghan Violence ‘Will Get Worse Before It Gets Worser’
The UK’s most senior military commander has told the coalition government to expect violence in Afghanistan to get worse before it gets ‘even worser’
Coalition To Provide ‘Extensive’ Homeless Training For Graduates
The UK government has outlined it’s plan to provide ‘extensive training’ to help young people adapt to life on the streets when the education system fails them.