LONDON, UK – Embattled BP Chief Tony Hayward has been forced to deny new allegations his company was responsible for the death of Micheal Jackson. After seven doctors were cleared of any involvement in the star’s tragic death, suspicion has naturally turned to the oil company who have been blamed for everything from the Gulf of Mexico spill and the Lockerbie bombing, to 9\11 and the rising cost of stamps. Mr Hayward however, stresses that this one had nothing to do with him or his company. “This is preposterous! I bought the Thriller album…I was at his Dangerous concert for Christ sake. I coul never hurt Micheal.”
With rumors of foul play persistent, Jackson’s personal doctor Conrad Murray, who had denied involuntary manslaughter, says that the spotlight must now turn to the BP chief. “We know BP have oil on their hands.” said Murray. “Maybe there’s blood too? Let’s check under those nails is all I’m saying.”
The Jackson family have backed calls for an ‘open and trasparent’ investigation into BP, except for father Joe Jackson who said time and effort was better spent exploiting his son’s name for royalties.
Tony Hayward, who has been unable to provide a credible alibi for June 25th 2009, is facing increasing pressure to appear at a Senate Committee of Micheal Jackson fans to determine whether BP lobbied doctors to administer a lethal overdose of anaesthetic leading up to his death. Senator Robert Menendez also wanted Hayward to explain financial records showing a history of Prince album purchases by the so called Micheal Jackson fan. Menendez said the contradictory evidence ‘casts serious doubt on BP’s claims of innocence.’
Meanwhile, investigators are still looking into the possibility BP were responsible for other high profile incidents including the leak of secret Afghan war documents and the death of disco.
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