New Sex Tape Contains ‘Conclusive’ Evidence of Bigfoot
A battle between the Discovery Channel and and Hustler Entertainment has broken out over the rights to a sex tape said to contain ‘the most conclusive evidence yet’ of Bigfoot.
Month: July 2010
Gang Members Condemn Justin Bieber Wikileaks Report
Anonymous South Central LA gangs have condemned the leak which revealed profiles of members who recently viewed and voted for Justin Bieber’s ‘Baby’ video on YouTube.
Lemonade Stand Surpasses Local Newspaper Revenues
In distressing news for the print news industry, a lemonade stand today exceeded revenues of the local town’s newspaper for the first six months of 2010.
Mel Gibson Racial Slur Leak Cap Continues to Hold
PR experts have finally managed to stop the flow of obscenities, spite and racial outbursts flowing from the leak in Mel Gibson’s mouth using an innovative new cap system.
LeBron James Decides To Sign AT&T Contract
LeBron James has ended months of intense speculation by signing a ‘lucrative’ contract with telecoms company AT&T for cable, internet and phone services.
Israel to Accept Palestinian Friend Request on Facebook
US President Barack Obama has praised ‘outstanding’ progress in Middle East peace talks after Israel said they would accept Palestine’s friend request on Facebook.
Activision Announce Vuvuzela Hero
Activision have given the video gaming press an early look at their latest music game Vuvuzela Hero, set for launch this holiday season.
Bin Laden Tape Urges ‘Brothers’ To See Twilight
A video tape purported to be from Osama bin Laden has called on terror cells across America to go and see the recently released Twilight: Eclipse movie.
SpongeBob Squarepants Cancelled After Star Found Dead
Nickelodeon have been forced to cancel hit TV show SpongeBob Squarepants after it’s star was found dead in his pineapple home under the sea off the Gulf Coast.