Man Finally Gets Lost Plot After Watching It Backwards
A local man has stunned Lost fans by claiming to understand plot after spending 8 days since the finale watching every episode in reverse order.
Month: May 2010
Olympic Mascots to Deflect Ridicule From Olympic Logo
2012 Olympic organisers expressed confidence that the recently unveiled Olympic mascots will be ugly enough to mask the ‘visual monstrosity’ that is the Orbit Tower, itself created to mask the ‘repulsive’ Olympic logo.
Clegg Blasts Cameron Over Spilt Milk
The first cracks in the Lib-Con coalition appeared after Nick Clegg was said to be ‘extremely annoyed’ at David Cameron for failing to clean milk he spilled in first week of the new government.
Pacquiao Wins Congressional Seat in First Round KO
Manny ‘Pacman’ Pacquiao has been declared Sarangani congressman of the world after knocking out 61 year old opponent Roy ‘Sugar Scion’ Chiongbian just seconds into the first round.
Guantanamo Bay To Become Franchise
Guantanamo Bay, the detention center famous for offering indefinite periods of hospitality and prisoner care has expanded operations and will begin franchising under the ‘Gitmo’ brand.
Slow Voters Confuse Election With TV Talent Show
Thousands of registered voters were left without a say in the General Election after sending their vote for Prime Minister to X Factor.
Times Square Bomber ‘Overreacted’ to Poor Broadway Show
A Pakistani-born US citizen has been formally charged for overreacting to a poor performance of Jersey Boys on Broadway.
LA Gang Member Joins Labour Election Campaign
Gordon Brown has taken the unexpected move to enlist Marcus Reid, a decorated Bloods gang member, to his campaign in a move to revitalise his fading re-election hopes.