Terrorists Take Credit For Swine Flu
World Health Organization head Margaret Chan recently labelled swine flu ‘unstoppable’ as global deaths linked to the pandemic past 700 making it poised to become the biggest global pandemic since […]
Month: July 2009
Obama Speaks On African Disappearance
Barack Obama returned from Ghana this week after going AWOL from the recent G8 summit in Italy. Fans and political figures alike were stunned when Obama abruptly walked out of […]
California Turns to Prostitution to Service Debt
In a tragic turn of events this week, the state of California is to switch it’s major export from Hollywood movies to prostitution in a last ditch attempt to tackle […]
Jackson Leaves Estate, Children to Chimp
Michael Jackson’s will has been filled in a Los Angeles court this past week and in an unexpected turn his estate is to be left to former pet, Bubbles the […]
Madoff To Operate New Prison-Friendly Fund
Bernard Madoff was sentenced to 150 years in prison this week for the running the biggest Ponzi scheme outside government control. The key failing of this fund was that Madoff […]